69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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