Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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