and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I think I sprained my soul last night
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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