Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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