like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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