he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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