You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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