If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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