she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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