office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Randomize
