Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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