I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
so explain again why im purple
no
farters have to be the big spoon...
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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