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(702): View more from Nevada

We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?

(1-702): View more from Nevada

Yes and so do I

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(760): View more from California

You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..

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(703): View more from Virginia

then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives

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(941): View more from Florida

Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.

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(512): View more from Texas

ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband

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(480): View more from Arizona

I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.

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(425): View more from Washington

Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation

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(317): View more from Indiana

I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.

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