But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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