"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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