doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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