did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
