She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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