hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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