We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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