I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
This girl is more easily done than said...
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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