In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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