Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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