apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
