the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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