What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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