im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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