I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Randomize
