Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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