normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
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