we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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