David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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