...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Randomize
