But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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