2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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