You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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