that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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