She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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