Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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