so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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