Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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