just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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