Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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