have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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