Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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