Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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