I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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