windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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