I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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