What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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