i just google imaged poop.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
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