have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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