tell your sister to shave her snatch
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Say something about gay babies.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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