Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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