i think i have herpe
just one?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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