Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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